Monday, December 14, 2009

Why women Should Be Happy


You get two last names

The Closet is all yours

If you flirt correctly service people do stuff for free or cheap.

you can use reading material EVERY time you use the bathroom

You can fake a female problem and stay home a few days a month from work or school

Your heels can make you appear taller

we can get plastic surgery without being called gay

you come prepared every where you go with your purse

people open doors for you

we most likely will never be charged as being a pedifile

you can blame your weight gain on pregnancy, and people believe you

your girlfriends are always there to help you

you can organize anything with no problem

guys buy YOU stuff

you can use make up to cover zits

bubble baths and chocolate cure everything

our clothes are more fun to shop for

we actually lie salads

http://www.beautyden.com/pollswomen.shtml

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdaowFPIIe0




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