White Elephant Gifts

A white elephant gift exchange isn't an exchange where you expect the great and the fabulous, it's more of one where you get "re-gifted" items and the bad, the good, and the ugly. At an elephant exchange everyone brings in on gift that is already wrapped and puts it in the middle. Then everyone draws a number in which the order of the gift unwrapping will go. (the higher the number the better)
When it is your turn to pick you can choose to unwrap another gift from the table or take one that someone has already unwrapped that you have been eye balling.

TIPS: Wrap ugly and bad presents in really decorative paper and pretty bows and the good presents in the ugly kind of paper.

Ideas for an elephant exchange:
half used anything(lotions, perfume, etc)
fruitcake
buy Zimbabwe dollars. $15 is $5300 in this country people will freak
workout videos!
framed, blown up picture of your boss
recycled gifts from last years elephant exchange
ugly Christmas sweater
useless trinkets
a dancing santa
make a sock puppet(or use a paper bag)
A singing trout
A hidden treasure( like money or a gift card in between the pages of a dumb book)

this is what The term white elephant means
http://www.blurtit.com/q685541.html

cheesy youtube video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-m1Yx5oh1M

Why women Should Be Happy

You get two last names

The Closet is all yours

If you flirt correctly service people do stuff for free or cheap.

you can use reading material EVERY time you use the bathroom

You can fake a female problem and stay home a few days a month from work or school

Your heels can make you appear taller

we can get plastic surgery without being called gay

you come prepared every where you go with your purse

people open doors for you

we most likely will never be charged as being a pedifile

you can blame your weight gain on pregnancy, and people believe you

your girlfriends are always there to help you

you can organize anything with no problem

guys buy YOU stuff

you can use make up to cover zits

bubble baths and chocolate cure everything

our clothes are more fun to shop for

we actually lie salads

http://www.beautyden.com/pollswomen.shtml

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdaowFPIIe0

Why men should be happy

Your last name stays put.

The Garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You will never have to give birth.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a Water Park-You can wear NO shirt to a Water Park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.



You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux costs $100 to rent.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

You’re entertained by your own bodily functions.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day Vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You look hot when you’re doing hard, manual labor.

Your metabolisms are usually a lot faster than womens.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can do your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24th in 25 minutes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeznTN0YW-4

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