Your last name stays put.
The Garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You will never have to give birth.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a Water Park-You can wear NO shirt to a Water Park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux costs $100 to rent.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
You’re entertained by your own bodily functions.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day Vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You look hot when you’re doing hard, manual labor.
Your metabolisms are usually a lot faster than womens.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24th in 25 minutes
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